Le Cordon bleu

A pompous grocer’s assistant in Marseille annoys a visiting film crew so much that they prank him with a phony acting contract; believing it to be real, the “schpountz” heads to Paris for his new career.

Com mais de quarenta anos de idade, Vincent (Patrick Bruel) vai ser pai pela primeira vez. Radiante, ele é convidado pela irmã e o cunhado para jantar, em companhia de sua esposa e de um amigo de infância. Enquanto a esposa não chega, os amigos começam a fazer perguntas sobre a paternidade, até chegar à inevitável questão sobre o nome do bebê. Quando Vincent finalmente anuncia o nome escolhido, o caos se instala na família.

Angèle, a thirty-something from Ivory Coast, always cope thanks to the gift of gab and audacity. To escape from a bunch of dangerous criminals, she becomes a nanny in the uptown Paris, hired by Hélène, the single mom of eight years old Arthur. Discovering the work conditions of her colleagues, she decides to stand up for their rights, thanks to a young lawyer who will quickly fall for her.

Uma família burguesa - incluindo a dominadora e matriarca Madame Menard, a filha rebelde Betty, o filho sem ambições Henri e seu irmão bem-sucedido financeiramente, ainda que perpetuamente irritado, Philippe - se reúne em um restaurante para celebrar o aniversário de Yolande, a esposa tímida de Philippe. À medida que a noite avança, rivalidades amargas e décadas de ressentimentos lentamente se revelam.

The whole intrigue is centered around carte-blanche documents kept in a vault. Whoever fills in the blank becomes the owner of a revue. Big money is involved. The nephew of the owner of the vault is trying to cheat his uncle and have his name in the documents. Everything is even more complicated because the manager of the bank has a finger in the pie, too. Who but a humble bank-teller (Pierre Richard) will ruin the scheme?

Dressed as a clown, the clever rascal Grimm holds up the most secure bank of Montreal and takes 30 hostages. While confusing and ridiculing the police with his strange behavior, he calmly manages to rid the bank of a fortune. But then an unsatisfied companion arouses trouble...

Jacques Belin, presenter of a silly TV show, gets drunk after receiving an award and misses the train bringing his TV-soap-star fiancée. He meets up with Frède, just out of prison after a three year sentence and, in between numerous arguments and Jacques' break-up with his girlfriend, the two of them get drunker together, going across Paris in search of more alcohol and adventure.

Grégoire Lecomte, the unlucky actor anxious to find a "real job", goes to take a screen test for a role of a killer, but gets to mafiosi by mistake. He takes their don for a producer, and they mistake him for a hitman with whom they had an appointment. Deluded Lecomte signs contract with them. He is supposed to kill gun dealer Otto Krampe at his birthday party in Saint-Tropez by piercing him with a cap of the umbrella with a built-in syringe with potassium cyanide. Lecomte is not aware that it has to be a real murder.

Paris, década de 1960. O casal Jean-Louis Joubert (Fabrice Luchini) e Suzanne Joubert (Sandrine Kiberlain) mora num prédio de classe média. Conservadores, levam uma vida que beira o tédio; muito diferente da rotina de suas vizinhas do sexto andar, visivelmente mais animada. Imigrantes da Espanha, estas mulheres trabalham no prédio como governantas e apresentam a Jean-Louis um novo e exuberante universo. Ele se vê cada vez mais atraído por estas mulheres, especialmente por María (Natalia Verbeke) , a bela e jovem governanta que trabalha na sua casa. Mas é realmente possível mudar de vida depois dos 40 anos?

Com estilos de vida bem diferentes, Lauren, Olivia e Salma são completas desconhecidas aparentemente sem nada em comum: enquanto Lauren tenta fazer sucesso como blogueira, Olivia luta para salvar uma fábrica de chocolate e Salma dá aula de história. Apesar disso, o destino faz com que o caminho desse trio se cruze quando elas descobrem que herdaram um belo apartamento juntas.

Baptiste trabalha vendendo seguros saúde para animais de estimação, à noite faz shows de imitação num teatro esvaziado. Sua vida está prestes a virar de ponta cabeça após receber a visita do famoso escritor Pierre Chozéne, que lhe faz uma proposta inusitada. O escritor quer se dedicar à escrita de um novo livro e contrata Baptiste para se passar por ele atendendo amigos e familiares ao telefone. O que começa como um acordo simples se transforma numa complexa troca de identidades.

Out of jail and broke, Julian concocts an outrageously greasy scheme to get rich and, to make it even greasier, he will have to deliver his product to his arch-enemy, Cyrus, who’s waiting in Montreal to close the dirty deal. Meanwhile, Ricky’s dope growing business is under a major threat when the government announces a plan to legalize marijuana. Bubbles reluctantly joins them on his own quest to claim an inheritance left to him by his long-lost parents.

Ben, who dreamed of himself as a comic in New York, is back in Paris, his professional and emotional life in complete disarray. He encounters Alex, the star host of the Breakfast Club, a popular morning radio show. With Cyril, a forty-something who'd prefer not to be, and Arnold, the charismatic leader of the gang, they call the shots on Blast FM. In next to no time Ben is hired to write for them. He's barely joined the team when a tidal wave hits the station: Breakfast Club listenership is in free fall. They set out on a bus to travel to every corner of France to meet and win over their public once again. For these arrogant Parisians, a real journey of initiation arises from this radio-phonic road trip, shaking up all their certainties.

Best friends Ely and Lila share everything together, including their dream of a life beyond the Paris suburb they've lived in since childhood. One night they venture into the capital and meet a pair of wealthy young friends at a night club. Ashamed of their working-class background, and seeing an opportunity to escape, Ely and Lila begin to lie their way into this glamorous new world. Falling deeper into their web of lies, the young women begin to lose sight of themselves as their friendship is pushed to the limit.

Bill Burr: Morrendo de Rir é o mais recente especial de uma hora de um dos maiores comediantes de stand-up da atualidade. Naquela que pode ser sua hora mais pessoal e introspectiva até agora, Bill apresenta visões hilárias sobre tudo, desde tristeza masculina a conselhos sobre namoro.

Compulsive spenders Albert and Bruno are in debt up to their necks. While seeking help from community workers to get their lives back on track, they run into a group of young green activists. Lured by the free beer and snacks rather than by the ideals of eco-activists, Albert and Bruno find themselves joining the movement without much conviction.

Xavier e Brigitte, um casal de criadores de gado na Normandia, veem sua vida tranquila perturbada quando Brigitte conhece Stan, um jovem atraente de Paris. Quando ela decide encontrá-lo secretamente em Paris, nada corre como planejado.

Down-on-his-luck, unemployed Alexandre has two months to prove to his wife he can take care of his two young kids and be financially independent. Now, the thing is, although The Box, a user-friendly startup, wants to hire him on pro- bation, the company’s slogan is “No kids!” and Séverine, his future boss, is a short-tempered “killer”. So if Alexandre wants to land the job, he’s bound to lie... Will his meeting with Arcimboldo, an “entrepreneur of himself” and the king of online odd jobs, help the brave, disoriented Alexandre overcome all those challenges?

Jobless loner Eddie Vuibert gets a lucky break when a rich Jewish entrepreneur mistakes him for a Jew and gives him a sweet job in the Parisian fashion district.

A sleazy Paris nightclub owner and ex-detective flies to Hong Kong to rescue the young son of a friend murdered by the Chinese mob.